1. My mom: You need to focus on school and not other stuff, this year it's much harder.

    My mom: I don't care if you have too much school work, you're doing this other thing for me first.

    My mom: You are fat and look deformed and disgusting.

    My mom: Why are you eating so little here have 10 kg of extra rice.

    My mom: You don't have time to go do sports outside, go back to your school work.

    My mom: Why are you going to do extracurricular arts and club service activities you have to do chores and stuff they will take away your homework time too.

    My mom: How dare you go outside with your friends you haven't done your homework yet!!!

    My mom: Ugh you never go outside it's because you're an antisocial autistic bitch.

    My mom: Why aren't you doing a million hours of community service you need to build a college application profile!!

    My mom: Go to bed early you can't stay up so late doing homework!

    My mom: You know what I see that you're trying your best and I will crush your spirit by telling you everything you're doing is wrong.

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  3. What I say: Mom, can I go to a guy friend's house tomorrow?

    What she hears: Mom, can I go to a guy friend's house tomorrow and have sex with him and all his overaged friends and do drugs all day and snort cocaine and run away and get married in Atlanta and come back with three babies and a cat

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  5. celticthundersherlocked:

kissmyfibroass:

I will never not reblog this when I see it. 

So freaking true.

    celticthundersherlocked:

    kissmyfibroass:

    I will never not reblog this when I see it. 

    So freaking true.

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  7. rainbow-femme:

    I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

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  10. claustrofobiart:

Genius
Billionaire
Playboy
Philanthropist

    claustrofobiart:

    Genius

    Billionaire

    Playboy

    Philanthropist

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