1. drivenbydreams:

    ven0moth:

    PROOF THAT I LITERALLY CANNOT WIN ANYTHING

    LMFAO ARE YOU FUCKING ME

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  2. savemesanfrancisco:

    Did you see us play on the America’s Got Talent finale last night?! Watch it again or for the first time here.

    Get “Bulletproof Picasso” on iTunes, Amazon, or listen on Spotify. You can also pick up a copy at Best Buy or Target.

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  4. hitchhikerkisses:

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH 
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

    hitchhikerkisses:

    HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

    BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

    BLEEEAAAAUGH 

    HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

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  5. themoonphase:

thecutestofthecute:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

I will reblog this until the day I die

my heART

    themoonphase:

    thecutestofthecute:

    captain-snark:

    moist-fondling:

    themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

    Literally me when I hurt people

    oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

    OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

    I will reblog this until the day I die

    my heART

    (via dreamsoffools)

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  6. widowyouwantmetobe:

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

No, you’re right. That’s the plot.

    widowyouwantmetobe:

    capslockapocalypse:

    myrandaroyces:

    nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

    is that not the plot of iron man 2

    No, you’re right. That’s the plot.

    (via badscienceshenanigans)

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  7. gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

    gunpowderandspark:

    dapperhatsandfancypants:

    theausterevolunteer:

    oscarstardis:

    stillmonkeys:

    From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

    if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

    "nearly all of my life"

    Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

    "Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

    He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

    The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

    (via ftchocoholic)

    1 day ago  /  67,586 notes  /  Source: stillmonkeys

  8. silenceandshit:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

TIS BUT A SCRATCH

    silenceandshit:

    constantbullshitting:

    oilauren:

    "I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

    Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

    now THAT’S what i call a party

    TIS BUT A SCRATCH

    (via emperorirene)

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  9. emperorirene:

did-you-kno:

A woman in China made it to the age of 24 before doctors discovered her entire cerebellum was missing. She is one of only 9 people ever known to live without this part of the brain. Source

WHAT
HOW
wtf

    emperorirene:

    did-you-kno:

    A woman in China made it to the age of 24 before doctors discovered her entire cerebellum was missing. She is one of only 9 people ever known to live without this part of the brain. Source

    WHAT

    HOW

    wtf

    2 days ago  /  3,666 notes  /  Source: didyouknowblog.com